Today is my cousin's marriage. I have known this for the last 2 months. My mom has been bugging me for the past 2 months to find the clothes that I'm going to wear. I, being the great procrastinator that I am, didn't do it.
It's not as if this hasn't happened before. Actually, it always happens.
Now, 3 hours before the wedding, I have nothing to wear. Absolutley nothing. Zilch. Zero. Nada.
I turned my closet inside out, and nothing fits (yes, I know I'm fat). My mom asked me this morning if I had taken the clothes out and I told her I had. When I went home for lunch she asked me again, and I told her I had. She even asked me if I needed to borrow a purse or some jewelry.
Now, I'm out of time, have nothing to wear and no excuse not to go to the wedding.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?