A Hispanic man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Hispanic man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said "Colored people are not allowed here."
The Hispanic man turned around and stood up. He then said: "listen Pendejo....when I was born, I was BROWN. When I grew up, I was BROWN. When I'm sick, I'm BROWN. When I go in the sun, I'm BROWN. When I'm cold, I'm BROWN. When I die, I'll be BROWN. But you pendejo.... when you're born, you're pink. When you grow up, you're white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun, you turn red. When you're cold, you turn blue, and when you die, you turn purple. And you have the nerve to call ME colored?"