Wednesday, May 09, 2007

20 Ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

Gracias a Ima por el mail

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . . e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy.


Unknown said...

me gusta la # 18 jejejeje

cloklis said...

i used to do the fries one

people used to look at me like if i were a freak

Anonymous said...

That's hilarious!

I am definetely using the "Diet Water" one :)


Solo Yo said...

That was really funny... I will definitely try the Diet Water!

Negra said...

hahahaha #5 cracks me up! I work part-time at a Burger King and #7 annoys the hell out of people lol.

Negra said...

I meant #3 annoys the hell out of people, sorry lol

Anonymous said...

jejejej que risa. Definitivamente me encanta tu blog.
Hoy me he desbordado dejando comments...
See you!!!

Papiton said...

Hi Dudette!!!
I've tired #4, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11,#16, tried #17 but people walked away from me with a crazy look, and about three minutes later the providence police was questioning me about "my outburst at the Citizens Bank ATM".
Oh and #19 scared the hell of my daughter >=).